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Metrodeco’s sleep of faith

resize2Sleep is hopelessly underrated.

In fact, it’s as important to your well-being as eating, breathing and not drinking petrol.

That’s why I’m missing it so much. You see, we’ve decided to open the tea shop early. This is an utterly selfless enterprise designed to avail the good people of Upper St James’s Street of caffeine, croissants and toast from 8.15am (also known as ‘the dead of night’).

There are newspapers for those who don’t feel too exhausted to read and some gentle music to steel customers against the horrors of the day ahead. There’s even cake for those who need to be jump-started. So, as I’m sure you’ll now agree, it’s a mercy mission. A veritable field hospital in the enemy territory that is the early morning.

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